manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009

venom spitting manitie

a non demesticated manitie that still has its front fang
the fang is used to sink boats and kill people it mostly hunts for cubans or homo emo kids it also enjoys the tast of gressed up italins also if injested can lead to death of srinkige of your penis

(rob)holy shit tom!!!!
(tom)what
(Rob) it is one of those god damm venom spitting manities
(tom) Quick run run towrd the hills!!!
(rob) We are on a boat dumbass
(tom) Well then i think it is safe to say we are screwed
(rob) yes tom yes we are

by chrissss2212 May 13, 2010

Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011

Manitize

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.

When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.

by Ro London October 17, 2008

Magitite

From the root word - Magistrate
An adjective to describe any object, person or place that is mad straight.

"Christmas will be Magitite!"

"Do you like my new ribbed turtleneck sweater?"

"No, it is not Magitite."

by D'licious October 31, 2003

manitize

to urinate upon something after setting it aflame

We manitized the shit out of those dishes.

by charles winthrop III August 19, 2009

manistute

a male prostutute probly gay and dumb seen in southern states most comin in florida.

danny williams and aaron parentare both faggish examples of manistutes.

by kajeto June 7, 2007