Maniner

Verb - The Wrongful delegation of any task because of inherent laziness and/or giving someone else something to do when it would be faster and more efficient to do that task yourself.

"Hey John can you please go answer the phone, I can't possibly answer it, I am too busy watching television" - Jim
"Don't maniner me, Jim! Answer the damned phone." - John

by JoJoFreakboy November 2, 2013

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Maninder

Very rare species. Most known for having optimum sexual performance within the animal kingdom. Extremely attractive. There bodies are reputed for motivating the work of Michelangelo's famous sculptures of many Greek Gods. Approach with EXTREME caution, for if eye contact alone with this species will make a female species lose her virginity instantaneously. Since the prehistoric era, scientists have found evidence of "Maninders" having had numerous amounts of female partners at once, which would explain their extreme attractiveness towards the opposite sex.

A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.

Controversy: Controversy struck in 1967 when famous Bodybuilder "Arnold Schwarzenegger" was accused of injecting the hormones of a "Maninder" to help win his first IFBB Mr.Olympia Competition held in New York City. These claims later proved to be true, as even today, the "Maninder" hormones are constantly being sold throughout the black market as a "rare illegal substance", coined by ALL States of Athletic Commissions and also the Universal Drug Administration of Sports and Recreation.

Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.

Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?

Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.

Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.

by sexyluly4u November 21, 2011

Malingering

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.

by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

Manninged

This occurs, especially in athletic events, when you realize the other team or perhaps the other person has so much more skill, power, strength, and all around greater abilities than you could even dream to have.

Tom Brady shook with fear when he saw Peyton Manning on the other side, he had just been Manninged

by The King13 February 26, 2008

Single Maning

To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.

I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.

by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011

maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

by palabrajot October 6, 2010