Case Maneuver

When someone goes to happy hour without the permission of their spouse, and masks the beer smell by grabbing and starting to drink a beer from a case hidden in the garage.

Flawless case maneuver last night, she had no idea I went out with you guys.

by thekbb July 23, 2015

Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

by klancecanonking June 27, 2018

Ico Maneuver

Going straight for a girl's ass, without fucking her in the pussy first. Doing anal as the first sex act, before intercourse or oral sex.

"Dude, that girl is such a slut, that I tried an Ico Maneuver and she fell for it."

"I can`t believe that Hank tried an Ico Maneuver with me last night! So rude!"

by Milf-Hunter-171 May 12, 2014

The Austin Maneuver

When you pour Mountain Dew in her pussy and viciously drink/eating it out of her and then using the rest as lubricant.

I used code red for the Austin maneuver last week.

by Yomamagay69plz May 16, 2019

evasive maneuver

Action taken by a person who spys another person approaching whom he would like to avoid.

Evasive maneuvers include:

1. Ducking down an aisle or into a cubicle to avoid the person.

2. Turning around mid-stride and walking away from the person before he spys you.

3. Making up an elaborate (yet plausible) excuse to get away from the person, i. e. "I really want to chat, but I am late picking up my kids from daycare. It was good seeing you!"

4. Pretending to be engaged in some important act (i.e. a telephone call) so the person is forced to leave your presence.

Upon seeing the office gossip approach, the clerk begins the evasive maneuver of grabbing a stack of folders and heading toward the file room.

by Loxi July 17, 2009

Poo Taco Maneuver

The 'poo-taco manuveur', also known as 'the PTM' for short is a maneuver in which one lays a fresh self inficted faece into a flat bottom taco shell. after adding the toppings of your choice to the taco, you then proceed to launch this taco at the front windscreen of a law inforcement vehicle. The more moist your faece is or the more avocado and/or sour cream you mix in with the faece, the larger the blast radius the taco makes on contact resulting in angrier police officers.

BREAKING NEWS HEADLINES: "a police officer has been put into an enduced coma after a schoolie attempted the poo taco maneuver. Witnesses at the scene said that the cars window was down and the officer took a direct blow to the mouth from the poo taco. Cuntsable Fondle said that the large ratio of sour creme to faeces was a large contributing factor to the incident, almost tripling the blast radius of the faece taco on contact." Any schoolies that attempt this maneuver from now on will have a slug gun shoved up there arse and will be raped with a taco.

by minister mcnuggets August 11, 2012

Michael Jackson Maneuver

Any dance move that is so electrifying, so awe-inspiring, so gravity-defying that only the Master, Michael Jackson, could pull it off.

That awesome lean in the Smooth Criminal video is one of my favorite Michael Jackson Maneuvers - the Man must not be of this earth because he defies gravity!!!

by SenseNOTNonsense October 24, 2012