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space-time manipulation

the most bad*** superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you're desperate enough, rewinding time
Example Sentence: "Don't make me use my space-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom's eggs."
by MrManlyMannyManMan September 29, 2012
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Manipulationship

a relationship where someone is being manipulated and controlled by their partner
a manipulating relationship - manipulationship

where one partner uses something against the other person (eg. emotional blackmail, violence or humiliation) to get the other person to do what they want
by Lix Smit October 28, 2009
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manipulationship

a relationship based on where the other person can get you in your life, your career, or social strata.

in a manipulationship, you either play the people in your life to achieve your own evil outcomes, or you are played by the manipulator to achieve their end and to the detriment of you.
people who are star fuckers and only speak to people they think are in position of "power" in their professional sphere and ignore others.

"who is here? anyone worth talking to, i'm only into manipulationships".?"

"omg, josie is talking to that cleaner...is she insane..? "
by melzielee November 25, 2009
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media manipulation

The practice of claiming that one or more media outlets lean to the left or right of politics in an underhanded effort to sell advertising for large corporate conglomerates. Often accompanied by the overt insinuation that 'normal' people are stupid and can't recognize any bias in any way or make their own decisions about the 'news.'
I sure wish I could tell if NPR or Fox news was biased or practiced media manipulation, but being such a dumb average American, they probobly know best. I'll let them tell me what to think.
by liz January 17, 2004
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Mansolation

Mansolation describes the situation in which a relatively large group of people get together, and unexpectedly that group is all girls apart from 1 man. This man then experiences a feeling of gender-related social isolation and feels extremely uncomfortable.
Man says to girlfriend, "you told me I wouldn't be the only man here!"
Girlfriend, "Sorry, I really didn't know this would happen!"
Man says, "Not cool. This is total mansolation!"
Man texts man friend, "I feel like a pimp".
by Disco_L December 13, 2009
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Mancubation

The process through which a human embryo is incubated inside of a man.
Example 1: When all else failed, the partners turned to mancubation to have a child.

Example 2: Sean loves Bob Schneider so much he would mancubate his babies.
by Megapedia March 27, 2010
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Manutation

My girlfriend said we should get manicures and pedicures but I said, "No, it will mess up my manutation."
by Amy & Stephen January 18, 2009
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