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Tea party Mandate

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
by tea party truther September 22, 2010
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madlad

A madlad is a dude that did something so incredibly extreme, so fundamentally unbelievable, that everyone just wonders in awe after him. Someone out of their god damned mind who did something that no sane person would have thought possible. It is often preceded by the word “absolute”.
Person: *does something incredible and impressive*
"Woah what an absolute madlad"
by Pryzm November 25, 2020
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manblaming

Study shows men tend to blame equipment while women blame themselves.

source article:

''Women are more likely to blame themselves if they fail - while men tend to put their failures down to bad luck, study reveals''
&
''men-blame-the-equipment-but-women-blame-themselves''
Max blamed the coffee machine for dripping so slow, while in fact he did not use it properly. He thought: ''the machine must be broken.

Julia blamed herself for the slow dripping coffee. She thought ''it's probably because I don't know how to use it properly''.

Max blamed the coffemachine for the problem. Max was manblaming.
by JuleM September 12, 2023
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Absolute Madlad

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.
Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.
by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019
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mandarie

romananian term for pee used by a faimous person on internet "Nicusor de la Braila"
"Diarie , mandarie " - Shit , pee
by geoak47 January 6, 2012
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manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.
Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"
by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018
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Mandar

One of the most popular and most caring guy in the world. Happy in other's Happiness. He may Behave Childish,But everyone knows he is Intelligent inside.Mandar is a Indian Celestial name which holds a special place among Gods.If you have a friend named Mandar , Preserve your Friendship.
Example 1:Oh Man He is such a Mandar..
Example 2:My Father is a Mandar man.
by Aatharva May 5, 2019
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