mander

A sexually confused humanoid. A male trapped in a females body.A woman who pretends to be male to get a girlfriend. through internet based meeting areas Very annoying and whinging . Cant seem to let others get on with their own lives without trying to interfere in some way.....

Jaymee fox and mander sitting in a tree.....etc

by Dr Shipman March 29, 2004

mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.

Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.

by bkbroiler December 30, 2004

Mander

In verb form: to mander. To bother or annoy, usually in the form of hitting playfully or light-hearted verbal persecution; can, but does not have to be, coupled with repeatedly shouting the word "mander, mander!" at the object of ridicule.

We like to mander a boy in band by screaming "mander, mander!" at him.

by gerrymanderers association October 20, 2010

Mander

A drunk state slightly before boa constrictor mode where one can no longer walk on two legs but is functional on all fours.

Dalton "Miles is like 40 beers deep dude he's bombed"
Huddy " Don't worry about him bub he's just in Mander Mode"

by Hudweiser May 28, 2018

mander

comes from mandership. bad influence person, a friend, who pushes you toward something dark, illegal, violent.

- hey man let’s go sell some bricks to flex with some ice.

- bro, you are a mander 4 real

by young n rare June 2, 2021

Mander

A tall skinny male, usually of the darker skinned persuasion that refuses to wear a seatbelt in the car. Often will bypass the annoying seatbelt warning beep by buckling the seatbelt behind him and sitting on it.

During the car accident the mander was ejected so hard his durag flew off his head before he landed on the asphalt!

by Prince6 January 12, 2025

mander

1. a manlet that believes just because he did cross country in high school, and now goes to university in the state of Alabama that his opinions should be heard, when in reality has no rights and is merely a (running) joke

2. the current state of being a chud who is below 5' 2"

3. a crotch fruit pretending to be a chud, or vice versa, this is similar a fakecel

person 1: "YOU are such a mander"
person 2: "actually opinion, you stupid maarwan"
person 1: "if you weren't a mander you would be NOT SMELLY and NOT SHORT"

by linchu January 29, 2026