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Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.
Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.
by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017
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Howie Mandel

When a females pubic hair resembles that of Howie Mandel's facial hair.
I was gettin with this chick and she took off her thong and I saw she had a Howie Mandel then I told her to put it back on.
by Zane Jensen January 30, 2009
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Dan Mandel

Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?

...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.

His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.

A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
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rick mandel

Someone who believes that they are much cooler then they actually are. One who believes that wherever they are is the coolest place to be. A person who believes they are best freinds or "boys" with everyone.
Hey man this party i went to that you missed was the coolest party ever...

Stop acting like Rick Mandel
by geet boy November 3, 2008
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Howie Mandel

When toss your load on your girlfriends hair and then throw your pubes on the jizz to form a curly Howie Mandel Mullet.
First done at Howie Mandels (aka Nelson's Sandbar) by Bob Laparl to Bobby Sue Orchard.
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Maxine Mandel

A genuine person who is easily corrupted. I love her to death and I want to marry her at some point. She is someone who is amazing and hot and sexy. And she likes bending for soap in the shower.
I gave her a Maxine Mandel last night.
by Disgustache November 28, 2011
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The Mandel Incident

Howie Mandel posted a prolapsed asshole on tiktok asking "is this covid related"
Gee Tom, did you hear about The Mandel Incident?
by gardenturtle63 August 3, 2022
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