Manmalade

The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.

Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.

by Soran April 4, 2008

Mandalarity

A level of popularity that far exceeds human comprehension for females named Amanda

Due to her mandalarity, people will not stop texting her.

by Zeros Mayhem January 31, 2009

MANGALED

Mangaled

1: A ball less man led to the slaughter by a woman.
2: A man that treats a woman like a queen only to be left in the dirt, raped, pillaged and beaten and left for dead like the useless dog he is.

Man did ya see what happened to Joe blow over there. He gave that woman his all and she left him high and dry with nothing but empty pockets. He was mangaled! Shit ain't right man!

by MavrickSauls July 4, 2010

Mandalay

An amazing, attractive girl who is just crazy beautiful. A Mandalay is also very nice and smart with really nice tits. They are usually one of the most amazing girls that one should meet. Because of Mandalay's amazingness they are pretty popular and usually have many guys wanting her, so if you are with a Mandalay, you are one lucky guy.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just met the most amazing girl ever"
Guy 2: "Really. Was her name Mandalay cause they are pretty nuts"

by a beastly beast July 19, 2010

mandala

Precious object of worship, many clusters of jewels, perfectly endowed, and intricately sexy as hell.

This mandala is perfectly balanced

by dodecadala July 19, 2014

magdalaene

the best hottest and sexiest person in the world

Magdalaene tweeted a hate tweet about Björk on twitter.

by magdalaene April 15, 2021

mandated

A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered

"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"

by DKapp October 8, 2013