marcusing

The act of showing up randomly when someone least expects it. Also, the act of trying to take things that don't belong to you.

He came up in our room and was straight up marcusing those cookies.

by Hot Comb Committee October 15, 2009

Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.

Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.

by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.

Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet

by Jaysav30 July 6, 2016

Mancunian Disco Ball

The art of a Mancunian male dipping their nutsack in glitter and then tea-bagging someone

She said she wanted to do something different, so I gave her a Mancunian Disco Ball

by Ibanezdemon December 16, 2012

Mancunian

A fine person who was born in or currently resides in the most majestic city of Manchester.

Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.

"Yeah I'm Mancunian you scouse cunt? Eh!!! Where you goin? That's right you fucker, run away!"

by LiverLover December 28, 2004

Genuine Mancunian

Somebody who was actually born in Manchester or lives in the city.

Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.

A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...

A dark, rainy day in London... "Go up the apple and pears and fetch us a hint of queer, me old cocker, son... Glory Glory Trafford United!"!

by LiverLover March 3, 2005

Mancursion

An adventure trip that men take.

We are going on a camping mancursion in the mountains. No girls allowed!

by hterenz June 18, 2010