mancakes

1) Bachelor food. Usually made from assorted food stuffs in the home (see bachelor pad). Inedible to females.

2) The dried cakes of semen left on the abs when one has fallen asleep following a good wanking. (see also Man-chips)
1) Hey, Dave, I'm frying up some mancakes, you want one?

2) Hey, Dave, I tossed up some mancakes (also Man-chips), you want one?
by Pykebert October 30, 2004
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The pancakes you eat with a large group of friends while celebrating National Pancake Day at IHOP
Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!
by mancakes12345 February 28, 2012
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A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.
"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"
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The ass of your best drinking bud pressed against yer morning wood. His butt is covered in boy butter from last nights foamance. The only thing missing is syrup.
ie. Little Dwizzle added his sweet syrup to Josh's mancakes and then decided it was time to flip his own mancakes when Josh finally woke up.
by Sterling Arch March 09, 2011
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Mancakes is the pancake breakfast a guy offers to cook a girl when he wants to have sex with her for the first time.
"Sweetie, let's stay at your place tonight. I'll cook you my special mancakes in the morning."
by M Bloom November 12, 2007
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Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
by Bonedoggg August 20, 2008
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While admiring a particularly large pancake: 'It's a man... it's a mancake.'
by Snoppy5 August 20, 2007
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