Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.
"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"
by Slander89 March 02, 2010
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Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
by Bonedoggg August 20, 2008
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Mancake

While admiring a particularly large pancake: 'It's a man... it's a mancake.'
by Snoppy5 August 20, 2007
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mancakes

Pancakes cooked in a large skillet (12" or more) that are so big, that only a big man can finish them. (depending on the size) (This is the food we're talking about here...)
Husband: There's nothing good to eat here anymore...
Wife: I could fix you a plate of 3 mancakes stacked high with fresh strawberries, whipped topping, and some Mrs. Butterworth syrup.
Husband: Heck yeah! I'll get the 12" skillet that I used to kill my annoying co-worker with last Tuesday!
by Tbear April 13, 2012
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mancakes

A pancake that takes the whole griddle to make, only made by men. Usually cooked on camping trips. flipped by flinging it up in the air. easy to make easy to eat... enjoy
7:30 am C: dude lets make some mancakes!
K: yesss MANCAKES!
by not taken? January 17, 2011
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mancakes

1) Bachelor food. Usually made from assorted food stuffs in the home (see bachelor pad). Inedible to females.

2) The dried cakes of semen left on the abs when one has fallen asleep following a good wanking. (see also Man-chips)
1) Hey, Dave, I'm frying up some mancakes, you want one?

2) Hey, Dave, I tossed up some mancakes (also Man-chips), you want one?
by Pykebert October 30, 2004
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mancake

1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude
Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!
by TyCoLicious August 08, 2009
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