mancake

1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude

Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!

by TyCoLicious August 7, 2009

Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.

"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"

by Slander89 March 2, 2010

mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.

"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.

by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM

Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.

by Bonedoggg October 13, 2008

mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.

Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.

by J. J. K. November 26, 2007

mancake

A pancake at Denny's, IHOP, or any other breakfast chain, that a minimum-wage, unhappy, employee has defiled with his semen.

"Dude I went to Denny's with my mates the other morning and I think they served me mancakes."

"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."

by TheLongestVeiniestClitoris October 18, 2011