manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Manure

Manure is defined as the animal dung used for fertilizing land.
In 21st century,manure is also used instead of man utd as their name cause of their piss poor performance in recent times.

Manure got clapped by Simeone last night.

by Steve knight March 15, 2022

Manure Scoop

Shitting in a girls pussy and then using your tongue as the “manure scoop ”

Brody was givin his girl the “manure scoop” last night

by LilKimbo March 5, 2021

manuregasm

a phallic shaped peice of fecal matter that is frozen and is inserted into an abdominal orifice. similar deviant fecal relate acts include, a cleveland steamer or a hot carl

Her palor faded as I suggested we try a new sex trick named the manuregasm.

by Mr Allen May 20, 2008

Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.

Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.

by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009

lady of the hot manure

A woman who likes anal sex

that woman over there is a lady of the hot manure

by repilog September 28, 2009

manurenate

A portmanteau of manure and urinate, When one pees out one's bum hole...

When one manurenates out one's bum hole...

by CuNow July 17, 2022