Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
by StarSoupMan June 30, 2023
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Mans Milk

A load of Sperm.
My Girlfriends favorite drink is Mans Milk.
Mans Milk does a body good!!
by AD218 July 31, 2008
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man milking

When you get you friend's girlfriend to suck you up and lick your balls afterwards while she has man juice all over her face.
Damn dude,your girlfriend is pretty damn good at man milking.
by John Dong June 23, 2004
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Man milk

The slang term for the male's ejaculate, semen, cum, spooge.
Yeah that's right, I told that bitch "Hey, why don't you just have a nice tall glass of man milk and shut the fuck up!"

"Good evening madam what can I get for you?" Yes, I'll have a man milk...shaken not stirred!

"and for you sir...", "Just pour me a nice cold tall glass of man milk...and make it a double".

That filthy pig of woman you call a wife, was just asking for a taste of my man milk! She's luck I held back and didn't give it to her good!
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man's milk

sweet milk as that derived from the male specimen's of the species homosapiens. Extracted from the nipple and not to be confused with spunk.
If you stimulate the nipple regularly over a period of time,it is possible to dispense man's milk.
by JLo's depressed left buttock August 03, 2003
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man milk maiden

A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.
Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!

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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.
by Lord Fuckface March 06, 2009
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fat man milk

the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits

you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog
bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too

oh come here, fat boy
by XXX_fatboy69420_XXX November 24, 2019
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