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Man The Fuck Up

To instantly stop weeping over your huge vagina, grow a pair of hairy ones and get the fuck on with your day.
Nathan: "has anybody got any indigestion tablets?"

Answer: "Man The Fuck Up"
by Yeahuh November 28, 2012
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man the fuck up

be a man not a bitch; see training day where he tells him to hit that mexican garbage
yo bitch, man the fuck up and finish that dime!
by t double d ya'll July 24, 2004
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Man Tit Fuck

Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.

Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
by Toilette October 14, 2014
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No fuck man

“No fuck man”- kick narimsu
by Wavex4DSoles January 6, 2019
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Fuck man dude

A combination of slang to use when you're in a stressful environment and you can't comprehend it. Typically used when playing video games.
*Gettin ganked by shyvana*
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff
by DeepResjon March 21, 2022
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Man The Fuck Up

When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.
Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!
by That Guy Who's Really Cool August 19, 2009
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Fuck man do

A man who does something (like eating chips or watching tv) while having sex.
My husband is a fuck man do as he is playing flappy bird when I am sucking his penis.
by pisslicka June 13, 2014
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