Mamil Toe

A Mamil Toe occurs when a mamil (middle aged man in Lycra, i.e. cyclist) is wearing pants so tight that his genitalia are practically exposed.

I was getting a lot of smiles at the bike shop, then I realized it was because I was sporting a mean mamil toe.

by Southoc November 1, 2013

MAMIL

Acronym for Middle Aged Man (or Men) In Lycra.
Those cyclists (typically roadies or XC guys) with middle age spread and squeezed into VERY unflattering lycra that you see at coffee shops or breakfast spots after their morning ride . The attire is often worn with utter disregard for other people's breakfasts that are regurgitated as they move past.

Fuck, don't look! Here comes another MAMIL!

by A.C. Kermann March 3, 2021

Magilf

Middle-aged guy I'd like to f*ck.

Those guys in the band are total magilfs.

by druC4 September 6, 2009

Magmilficent

Extraordinary hot mother I'd like to fuck!

I would give my left nut to get on that Magmilficent, she is amazing.

by Dogboy72 June 18, 2016

Mamil toe

The outline of a male cyclist’s (Mamil - Middle Aged Man In Lycra) genitalia accentuated by his Lycra cycling shorts or pants.

This Texas humidity really accentuates my MAMIL toe...

by John boy Walton December 30, 2019

Mamil

Middle Aged Man In Lycra. Basically describes mid aged men who go around in lycra. noice.

'ma dad has seriously dodge cycle gear'
mr p: 'is he a MAMIL?'

by aebc October 6, 2010

Stephanie McMILF

My personal nickname towards Stephanie McMahon, the hottest authority figure in WWE history. Her peak young hotness was from 2001 until 2005 and her current streak of being a MILF Goddess started in 2013 when she started The Authority stable alongside Triple H, Randy Orton, Kane and The Shield.

Marc: Jolly, Stephanie McMILF is showing that cleavage!

Howard: Who?

Marc: That's my nickname for Stephanie McMahon

by Krashito October 19, 2020