Malware

The STDs of porn.

Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.

by ServiceWithaSmile June 3, 2009

Malware

Your fucked

4chan ultimate punishment, malware

by shitzer January 16, 2009

Malware Defense

A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.

With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.

by grizmeister April 21, 2010

Malware Reunion

When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.

Email 1: Mike? It's me Sheila from law school - long time no speak! I think you have a virus on your computer because I'm getting spam from you. Anyways - how is life going - where are you working?

Email 2: Hi Sheila - good to hear from you and sorry about the spam - what a nice malware reunion! I started my own practice a year ago. Where are you working?

by O-Town Daddy September 4, 2013

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022

malware unicorn

Malware unicorn:
The online handle for a prominent malware researcher with a considerable online following. Has presented at numerous conferences.

Sometimes is confused for a legitimate threat actor, primarily by Jr. Analysts who pee their pants when their own reflection.

Malware unicorn. Isn't that some kinda APT?

no, dumbass. She's legit, yo.

by Cyberbloodhound February 9, 2018

Meslat Malware

Meslat Malware is a IoT Botnet Malware Created By: Zylren. Created On: 6/24/2021.

"Meslat Malware Is Being Prepared For A Huge Attack."

by Zylren1337 July 30, 2021