Maltese

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by dillon October 16, 2003

Maltese

A pretty white dog.

A maltese is a small white dog, with long shaggy hair, they are friendly dogs.

by Saints October 27, 2003

malteser

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

by Holly August 16, 2004

Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!

A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!

by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013

malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.

by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

Maltese

I little white dog that may sometimes be cute.. but are most of the time hideously ugly, with matted fur and gunky brown crap around it's eyes.... mostly on the behalf of neglect on its owners part. These dogs will shit and piss your house up no matter what kind of training you subject them to. They bark without a moment of pausing, and practically jump on your plate when you are trying to eat dinner.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.

Omg.. did you see that stupid maltese, it was so ugly I wanted to scratch my own eyes out!

by fritoburrito July 16, 2010

Malteser

The act of squishing one's balls into another's poohole whilst copulating

"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"

by Malteser May 9, 2006