Malorie

Malorie is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She has an adventurous view on life and never gives up, no matter what the world throws at her. She is strong, independent, and very funny. Her friends love her dearly.

You're gonna hear malorie roar

by Damon Blake December 10, 2016

Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

mallrats

A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.

Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

by C the kike October 16, 2006

maloha

Maloha:
A word used mostly by Haole’s (or caucasian) Hawaiian vacationers. It is an accidental, yet affectionate way to convey; “thanks and hello” or conversely, “thanks and goodbye”.

A man exited an aircraft into the Honolulu airport terminal and was greeted by a beautiful Hawaiian girl. As she placed a lei around his neck he shockingly thought “WHATS GOING ON!?” But suddenly, calming down, he realized he is experiencing a difference in culture and remembered the Hawaiian travel guide he read on the flight. At this time, he realized he should stop waiving his gel sanitized hands around as if he were swatting at fly’s, and reply to this kindness with “MALOHA!”. Which of course, in his mind, meant “Thank You and Hello”. But in the end was just gibberish.

by Maloha May 26, 2018

mallrat

One who goes to a mall with no shopping agenda
Mallrats usually know everything that's going around in the mall (I,e: when the Easter bunny stand comes up) and knows about everything about the mall (what stores going where how long a store has been there and what store was there before that store)
also a kick ass movie by Kevin Smith

"You're one of those loser, fucking MALLRAT kids. You don't come here to Work or Shop -- You hang out and act like you fucking live here."

by Hison22 November 15, 2005

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005

mallrats

Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.

by Dead Hero April 2, 2003