malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingestment

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

mailing it in

Slang for doing the least amount of work possible or slacking off.

Hes really been mailing it in lately, he hasnt finished any of his labs.

by Runki May 13, 2005

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

mayling

Mayling is a great friend who always makes everyone smile. She helps people as much as possible. When she tries to hold a grudge, she usually fails because of her forgiving nature. Not only that, she is super generous. Maylings are awesome!

Gee, Mayling always helps me!
Yeah, she's a great friend!

by unknown123456789:) March 30, 2017

Malligator

A sloppy drunk girl who will stop at nothing to get in your pants. Usually so drunk that you will not want her in your pants. A Malligator lives on a steady diet of whisky and 99 cent tacos.

Watch out, man. There's a Malligator over in that corner

by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011