malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

Malignant Optimism

The powers of self-delusion that abusers provoke in their victims. Malignant optimists refuse to believe that some questions are unsolvable, some diseases incurable, some disasters inevitable. They see a sign of hope in every fluctuation. They read meaning and patterns into every random occurrence, utterance, or slip. They are deceived by their own pressing need to believe in the ultimate victory of good over evil, health over sickness, order over disorder.

- My sister says that love and compassion are the solutions to her husband's battering and abuse. She won't leave him or even call the police!

- Malignant optimism for sure!

by zadanliran October 15, 2011

Malignant

NBA point guard Russell Westbrook's nickname because he's a team cancer who thinks he's better and more important than Kevin Durant.

Why did Malignant take 25 shots last night? Isn't he supposed to be a point guard?

by Tabosage September 24, 2011

Malignant Cunt Lougie

Someone who is such an asshole you have to doubt they are actually the product of sperm and egg. You might begin to wonder if they are infact a cunt lougie that started to multiply like a cancer, but somehow still ended up with 2 arms 2 legs and a head.

You are worse than shit. You are a malignant cunt Lougie.

by KarenClutterbuck October 2, 2021

malignant charisma

A term used to describe a most toxic and replicating personal charm.

The absolute hands-down poster boy for malignant charisma is the snake oil president, Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022

Malignant Monster

A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc

"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"

by BorrisDancer November 4, 2008

malignant

1. A person who is fucked and will probably die in a week when the doctors told them that they still have 3 months.
2. A cancer that spreads throughout the body.

eg.1 My friend's mongdog is in a malignant state.
eg.2 Malignant eh? See you on the other side....later.

by decepti - kun October 5, 2005