malasi is a great cat. he is a very shy cat, but at the same time he adapts to his enviroment really fast. he bites anyone's hair all the time and always wants wet food. hes a very loving husband as well. he hates any humans but at the same time he loves us. you're lucky if u have a malasi, you'll always be happy, or not.
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by CyprusRules May 28, 2018
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old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
by MKHH December 28, 2005
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1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
by robzilla October 8, 2005
Get the monitor malaise mug.Malaise + relationship. General discomfort or uneasiness in your relationship\marriage. Credit Gillian Flynn from Entertainment Weekly for coining?
A 13 year malaisionship with Betty, she and Frank had fallen into the rut of no sex and constant fighting over petty crap.
by Chromedude September 23, 2007
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Kevin began to feel his malaise rage build when mike broke the expensive yet flimsy canopy malaise trap on his first day.
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