Maloney Joke

A joke far worse than a Bova Joke

What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke

by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019

malaneyed

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance

You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.

by a former fan March 4, 2009

Ms. Maloney

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.

Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!

by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.

"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"

by spicyKnees April 7, 2020

John Mulaney

A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111

sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"

Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"

Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"

by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019

Melaney

Melaney, an unforgettable,gorgeous, loving, sarcastic human being. Everyone loves her because she knows how to lighten up the room with her laugh, sarcasm and personality. She walks in and shoots rainbows out of her was. Melaney has pretty blue hair, perfect brown eyes, and a beautiful body. She might be one of the most popular girls. Has a great amount of friends but only some know her truly. But nobody wants to get on her bad side or else all hell is let out. She'll always love her friends and family but never loose get trust. She's a goddess with the gift of beauty, love, power, humor and booty. Melaney attracts every guy she meets. The men fawn over her and fall deeply in love with her laughter, goofiness, jokes, eyes, feet and body. Melaneys are naturally born with a big booty, big lips and hips. People know she's a keeper. She'll always be done for you if your 120% down for her. She loves with all her heart. Even though she grew up with disasters, tragedy, death and sadness she will always have a beautiful smile on. Keep her by your side at all times because she's loyal, loving, and really short. She may not know hip hop but she can dance to Prince Royce. Melaney will fall for your personality and humor but her all time favorite is black people. She has loved them. Melaney has always loved Morris Chestnut because of his great body, puppy dog eyes, lips, height and smile. So if you sound anything like that your her Mrs. Right.

Fanny - That girl is such a queen
Victor - Of course, her name is Melaney
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Ivy - Wow she so sweet, such a Melaney
Isabel - Yeah maybe but she can be a real bitch too

by Nata666 July 2, 2018

eric maloney

Hairy and in the way

"God, get out the way Eric Maloney"

by MyOldHandle June 8, 2014