mahon

puerto rican for a phat ass on a chick

yo no se lo que tu tiene ese mahon!!??- spanish
what u got in that ass!!?

by 3l n3n3 June 11, 2008

Mahon

A person that is easily confused and unable to make a decision usually a douche bag most situations end up in a gongshow

The mahon told us we could wear the shirts until he realized that we were making fun of his dumb ass.

by UnSatisfiedMF October 1, 2005

Mahoning

The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.

Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.

by Da SBullet March 13, 2015

Mahon

Anything terrible and disgusting

Butthole, chode, retarded people(not meaning medically) dicks. Your face is so ugly it reminds me of a Mahon. ..Gross

by chode face 101 May 8, 2010

mahon

to jog the first curve and straight of the track. you the walk the next curve. you then jog the next straight and walk the following curve. you then finish by jogging the last two straightaways and the last curve

i just ran a mahon. yipeekya

by keiko forest May 10, 2005

Alexander Mahone

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.

"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"

by KateDammitRun July 15, 2007

alvin mahon

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years

E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”

by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019