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Masturbation Marathon

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.
by Face_Bones August 29, 2013
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marathoning

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.
Hey, I can't come out tonight. I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I'm marathoning it right now. I can't put it down.
by Philosophistry February 15, 2009
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Mahitha

It is of Indian Origin. It means greatness, respect and excellence. It is a Sanskrit name for a girl who is creative and has a very imaginative and colorful view of the world. She is strong and has the courage to uplift everything according to her choice. She is very sympathetic and caring, and brings harmony and love to her home and everyone around her.
Mahitha is the perfect name for her as she is a beautiful and soft-spoken person.
by Twisha_Bharadwaj May 9, 2017
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NCIS Marathon

Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!

In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
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Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
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Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
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Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.
Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"
by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014
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