Mauro is an interdimensional being that doesnt even have to think. He is like a semi god, with hid beautifull face and muscles. He is so funny and handsome. He also gets way to much pussy.
Rober : Give me all your money!
Mauro : My name is Mauro...
Rober : (chokes to death with diamonds filling in his lungs)
Mauro : My name is Mauro...
Rober : (chokes to death with diamonds filling in his lungs)
by mauro_is_bea March 4, 2019
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Verb uses: "stop magurting me. " (stop bothering me )
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )
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" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)
Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)
Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )
Adjective uses: "That girl is magurt." (that girl is exceptionally attractive )
" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)
Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)
Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)
by Thomas georgebetter July 7, 2006
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by Beyond-Limit June 23, 2010
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by Gurl_In_Luv_19 July 16, 2008
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by Jess_love3 August 2, 2012
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by CWVA August 9, 2012
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