Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.

Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"

by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011

Magneto Mode

Feeling really good, everything is going your way. Also can mean that your swag is off the charts, untouchable. No one can get as high as you.

Kyle- "Damn man I just fucked this bitch today, hustled these kids for 1 Grand, and got an A on all my tests. I'm in Magneto Mode right now.

by Kushdaddy September 22, 2011

Russian Magneto

A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.

Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends

by Og mudslide July 29, 2009

Magnotomous

a word used only to describe a true man in charge.

I am magnotomous, bow to me.

by Dave Apo March 30, 2009

Magneton

Three Magnemite glued together yet weigh ten times that of a single Magnemite

What? Magnemite is evolving?
Congratulations! Your Magnemite evolved into Magneton

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

stuck magneto

to be heavily intoxicated by drug use and have trouble maintaining focus

yo man i am stuck magneto the super hero

by jack dizzle June 5, 2005

magneto that ho

when you jizz in a fishbowl stick it over that ho's head and then stick a magnet up her ass

I got kinky wit my gurl last nite so i tried to magneto that ho, but she wouldn't let me.

by Ziggy G February 20, 2009