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Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
by Nicktacular August 10, 2009
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dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.
by Call me Richard January 9, 2017
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Magicant

Earthbound Zero/Mother: Queen Mary's subconcience

Earthbound/Mother 2: Ness's subconcience
Earthbound Zero/Mother: In magicant everyone is your friend.

Earthbound/Mother2: Magicant was born from your mind and all of your thoughts of good, evil, beauty, and sorrow.
by Earthbound Espeon May 14, 2003
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the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.
by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006
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Reverse Magician

The reverse magician is the friend to whom the term “bros before hoes” has no meaning whatsoever. Accordingly, in a reversal of traditional magic (where a magician makes a girl appear or disappear on stage), this is the friend who is notorious for vanishing from your social group once a girl appears in his life, only to resurface once he is single again.
Man, I haven’t seeing Charlie in ages. I think he is pulling a reverse magician move because since he started dating Yolanda, no one has seen him or heard from him.
by AG5000 October 22, 2013
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Rectal Magician

A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing
My father was a great rectal magician

He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician
by Potato Gremlin >w< June 9, 2015
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dark magician girl

duel monster from Yu-gi-oh, unfortunately, most people don't care about her abilities, but her hentai and boobs. See Black Magician Girl
by World Domination February 25, 2005
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