dick magic

when you do magic with your dick.

You wanna see some dick magic? Ta-Da!

by TrickyDickyDicksterFullOfDicks May 28, 2009

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

by eda-skip November 17, 2022

Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

Dick-o-matic bubble

a round sweet ass that you would like to penetrate with your manhood. see also budonkadonk and ghetto booty

Look at the dick-omatic bubble on that one.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Manic Dickpression

A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)

Where yo girl at?
She got manic dickpression, she don't wanna see dat dick rn. It's a low week.

by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019