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Canadian Margarita 

A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
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Chocolate starfish margarita 

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..
It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

Margarita 

Incredibly cute, funny & intelligent girl. She cares a lot for the people around her, she has a very strong personality and always sees good in people.

Margarita makes you laugh and forget everything around you. Once you see her you just fall for her and her beauty.

She’s also known as Frothy. Yeah, this is one here is for you and you only.
This girl is so cute. Her name is Margarita. <3
Margarita by dee_zeeoe February 23, 2020

Margarita Thirty

A specific time of the day pertaining to engaging in the art of downing margaritas. Made popular by Taryn Manning, in the movie The Breed, while playing the character of Sara.
Margarita Thirty by mcpc March 22, 2010

Bear Grylls margarita 

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.
Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".
Bear Grylls margarita by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013

margaritarded 

Getting drunk, specifically from drinking margaritas, to the point that you act without any common sense or good judgement.
I had so many margaritas last night that I peed in my closet, burned a frozen pizza in the oven, and then called my ex-girlfriend and told her how much I missed her for an hour. I was straight up margaritarded.
margaritarded by G-Reck-3 February 3, 2010

Muddy Margarita 

Salt the rim of a asshole and squeeze in a lime. Then grab this person forcefully and have surprise buttsex with them. Have person hover over your mouth till the mix is complete. Shake, Serve and Enjoy!
We ran out of glasses, so we made Muddy Margarita's in Bliss's ass!