Uncle Madeed

The man, the myth, the Mongolian. He rides his flying elephant while eating falafel and snake eyes. He farts eggs and if you mess with him he'll sit on you. He can basically do anything.

Hey Uncle Madeed, got any spare cans of beans so I can fart some eggs. Of course he does, he keeps 100 cans on him at all times.

by Austinn Powerzz October 5, 2020

Prof. Madweed

Someone who gets no bitches
Smokes weed all-day
Worst teacher of all time
Dogshit at debates against literally anyone

"why the cops here"
" cuz prof. Madweed had mad weed on him"

by yesssssuh May 10, 2022