A large Georgia native who parades around in socks, sandals, sleeveless T's, combat boots and an Atlanta Braves hat worn slightly over the brow. Although, coming across as a bit naive and hickish, this country loving redneck enjoys rapping and receiving hickies from underaged Jersey girls.
by Sidelined Punter June 18, 2008
Maddog,(maddox) is a pretty weird guy. Although he has his perks. Pros... um what was I saying again? Oh. Cons. He dated all your friends. Ya, all 438 of them. Miss popular. He's cheap. He is a truly nice guy when he can be. He doesn't give a shit about what you say to him, unless you tell him he dated his cousin over and over again. But still, he don't give no shits.
by NotEryx March 05, 2019
by motza December 16, 2013
A smelly goat who loves to pee on the floor. He likes money and is a gold digger. That is why he owns a waffle. NEVER TRUST A MADDOG FRANCIS!! He will steal all your lady’s bed free passes and he will cheat on you with his trumpet. You should own a waffle instead :)
by Waffothepuffy January 25, 2019
A slang term describing the act of defecating in the woods while in squatting position. Once finished, the individual thens removes his/her sock and proceeds to whip his/her rectum clean. Then exposes of the sock in the near by shrubry.
by Ahab Slacht May 27, 2008
A Juice WRLD stan who can't get over the fact that he has 3000 hours into Brawlhalla and is still shit at it. He denies being a lance main despite him spending have of his life on the weapon. He also is a failing instigator and professional teammate killer.
Person 1: Yo why tf are you ground pounding there, you just lost us the game!
Person 2: Sorry I sold the bag, looks like Im Maddog rubbed off on me.
Person 1: Yeah I can tell, you're playing like shit right now.
Person 2: Sorry I sold the bag, looks like Im Maddog rubbed off on me.
Person 1: Yeah I can tell, you're playing like shit right now.
by Not Lamb July 21, 2022
retared ass rappere who is ugly as hell and calls himself a ceo nd thinks he is the best looking person in the world
by Balonckafierce July 22, 2010