Macrohard Doors

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.

I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!

by MDTTVteardrop July 18, 2023

macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Microhard

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

macroherpetophile

Macroherpetophiles want to fuck Godzilla.

well... a herpetophile is sexually attracted to lizards. Macro, of course, indicates great size.

There is a huge Macroherpetophile community on the web although they have seemed to go underground since the 90's

by Chowdizzle August 25, 2007

microherd

Bacteria or other microorganisms thought of as one's "livestock", i.e. in the garden or, more commonly, in a compost pile or tumbler.

Johnny: Good afternoon; is Alfie here?

Carrie: She's out in the garden now, feeding the microherd some carrot peels.

by JCEG November 20, 2006

mackhard

Own yourself; the essence of self-confidence.

If you mackhard, you will exude an undeniably dapper aura.

by Mr. Mackhard May 30, 2018

microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008