by Tia Kell May 10, 2014
Get the swab macaw mug.The word malawach is used in the movie "The Dictator" and it means sexual organ, as Aladeen describes his penis as well as Zoey's vagina with the word malawach.
Zoey: You need to touch yourself.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.
by mullefs27 March 14, 2017
Get the Malawach mug.Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.
Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020
Get the Joorś Maclaus mug.a malawa is a girl that choses the wrong kind of man fequently when there are better choices that are not considered. these choices are usually not considered because the girl loves challenges and refuses to give up on a lost cause. this will lead to pain and suffering if she choses not to look at those closest to her. cause a malawa always has the correct choice closer to her than she realizes
by blindness is a religion December 22, 2009
Get the malawa mug.variation of hawkward, derived during the movie Rio. Meaning a whole other level of awkwardness. when saying the word macawkward you must awkwardly move your hands up and down like you are a macaw.
The moment when your hot tub is green the morning after suspicious things happened the night before, and you parents ask why...
Macawkward.
When you forget to shave your legs and your friend pets them during a movie saying "pretty cat, pretty cat"...
Macawkward.
When your at a retirement home and an old lady starts to take off her shirt in front of you for no reason...
Macawkward.
Macawkward.
When you forget to shave your legs and your friend pets them during a movie saying "pretty cat, pretty cat"...
Macawkward.
When your at a retirement home and an old lady starts to take off her shirt in front of you for no reason...
Macawkward.
by MoonyMoon May 7, 2011
Get the Macawkward mug.The Last name of legendary people. They typically are deep, intelligent, strong willed individuals. These beautiful people, have a love for the drink. Likely from their ancestors love of honey wine. Leaders of society and the truest Viking blood line alive.
Rough Gaelic translation
"Son of the Viking"
Rough Gaelic translation
"Son of the Viking"
by Big_Jeff February 28, 2014
Get the maclaughlin mug.Useless, frivilous lawsuits made by fat people so that they can get rich quick while at the same time making total asess out of themselves. Sadly, a scaringly high number of these McLawsuiters get cash settlements.
Fat dude: Hey, I have eaten nothing but McDonalds every day. And wouldn't you know it, I'm fat! That is ridiculous! I never knew that McDonalds was fattening. Eating fat that is breaded and fried in fat never made anyone overweight. They are MAKING me go there with their enticing advertisments! I am suing!
by Skelington December 1, 2003
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