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Eyeglass Macarena

The dance like moves performed by someone when they are searching themselves for their eyeglasses that maybe on their head, in their pocket, the back of their neck or elsewhere. The dance is primarily done with one's hands and arms closely resembling the dance moves made famous in the mid 90's by the music video "the Macarena".
Joe did the eyeglass Macarena for several minutes before he realized that his eyeglasses were on top of his head.
by zenofile March 27, 2009
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Mclaren F1

A car that is so extremely fast that it causes a rip in the space time continuum which in turn causes a resonate cascade scenario and all relative time stops in the car because of time dilation. Being able to afford one would require a wallet so large that the gravitation force from the wallet would cause the wallet to implode on itself and collapse into a black hole.
by C-Dogg July 23, 2004
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Macarenear

To perform online activities, either on your laptop, tablet or cellphone, like checking Facebook, email, Twitter or any other social media while the professor tries to teach a Marketing course.
- Dude! Why is she always asking what has already been explained?
- Haven't you noticed? She's has been macareneando during the entire class!! Macarenear is her thing!!!
by ekis18 November 24, 2011
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McLaren F1

A super car that was the fastest in the world for a period of 12 years. Now has the title of fastest naturally aspirated car (no turbos or supers).

Still considered the ultimate road car by many people, and the best looking. There may be other cars faster (SSC Aero, Veyron) but somehow just aren't better.
If you have 1 million dollars the best thing you could possible do with it is buy a McLaren F1.

Most fun you can have with your pants on.
by iXetsuei January 15, 2009
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ATM Macarena

Strange action of patting all of your pockets trying to find your bank card/wallet, whilst walking towards an ATM. Looks like a bad version of the Macarena.
I'd done two verses of the ATM Macarena before i realised my wallet was at home
by jimyox August 2, 2007
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airport macarena

The moves a person makes while waiting in an airport security checkpoint as they are checking all of their pockets for metal items.
If you don't do the airport macarena, the metal detectors will beep and you will be asked to check your pockets again.
by Allen Papertape January 12, 2010
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detroit macarena

The steps of being frisked and cuffed, set to the back-beat of the Macarena:

1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.
"My buddy was walking back from the gas station, he just bought a pack of smokes when the cops lit him up. Apparently he 'looked like someone they were looking for', and when he tried to argue that he wasn't even that cat? They had him doing the Detroit Macarena while they tossed his wallet. Bunch of pigs."
by FungusHumongous February 12, 2014
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