The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
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Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)
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The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
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