by Piggy Riva December 14, 2010
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Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
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well the example is in the actual word but whatever...when in a hurry a spanish speaking person would say "vamos ahora, muchacho(a)!"
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