mapturbate

To browse maps by yourself, usually aimlessly.

He mapturbated on Google Earth for an hour before going to bed.

by jestmenh October 23, 2005

masterbaiter

On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).

When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!

by DaDebil August 5, 2008

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

Macturbater

One who buys and promotes the use of Apple products on the grounds that they are "the best computers in the world" but is largely ignorant about computer tech and other industry facts.

A full-fledged macturbater owns and operates the latest and greatest Apple products. They may brag about their "16GB of RAM and Retina Display" when they typically only use those features to watch porn and/or Instagram pictures of their cats with the hashtag #iphoneonly.

Stefan purchased the latest Macbook Pro and won't shut up about how great 16GB of RAM is. He uses it to photoshop photos and maybe occasionally develop CSS. I can do all that with my 5 year old Dell running Windows XP. He's such a Macturbater.

by legittalon July 1, 2012

Madturbate

What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.

When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.

by collymclolly January 10, 2021

ambi-masterbatious

the ability to masterbate with eithor hand.

Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.

by David R July 10, 2005