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smith machine

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
by junksniffer45 June 25, 2013
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bonk machine

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
by stankyluigi December 10, 2020
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washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(
by in love with women January 28, 2021
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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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Machinegun Psystyle

An EDM genre first coined by japanese producer Camellia, which blends elements of Hardcore, Psytrance, and other genres so that it sounds like a Machine Gun, hence the name. Songs that have this type of genre are: Dyscontrolled Galaxy, NITROUS CANNON, and GALAXY BURST.
"Dude, what's the genre of this song?"
"It's Machinegun Psystyle dude, it's because the song sounds like a machine gun firing."
by GreasyHams September 14, 2020
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The Machine Gun

Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.

By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.
Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun

THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)
by JojoNightshade December 31, 2017
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Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.
Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.
by p0ps0da April 8, 2021
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