insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

lurking

spying on people online, while you remain invisible

Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

Lurking from home

When you are monitoring your email and checking your chat from home, but you are not putting in a full day's work at the computer.

Office work during the holidays is so slow that I just end up lurking from home.

by eld1945 December 20, 2021

Lurking (Facebook)

The act of exploring the Facebook profile of somebody you have little or no personal interaction with. (Ex: going through photos, videos or wall to wall's.)

I know Joseph is Lurking (Facebook) on my profile. He can recite Me and Justin's Wall to wall word for word.

by TheEvilKoopa November 9, 2009

lurking off

Gaining pleasure from spying on people online.

I walked into the room and caught Daniel totally lurking off to Stacey's profile.

by Jef_Benedetti February 28, 2012

Lurking Murk

A beady eyed spy who relies on honey bees and other type of insects to do his dirty work. This creature is so disgusting it will never say anything outright, just dole out a crapload of cryptic comments. There is no way to get rid of a lurking murk except by ignorance. Many people don't believe in its existence until they meet one eye to eye.

If you ignore a lurking murk it will disappear, just like fairies.

by Nightmare123 August 25, 2009