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lurper

Someone all tweaked out and stealing shit! One who steals especially when high on crystal meth!
Hey lets go lurping in some dumpsters to get some profiles.
My car is gone! Must have been a lurper!
by Luckilated January 24, 2008
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Lurple

An explanation or answer to a question that sounds logical at first but after thinking about it, is clearly flawed or outright wrong.
A good application of this concept is when making "lurple" answers to multiple choice questions. You want answers that sound like they might be correct but in fact, are wrong.

Another example of a lurple is when a someone tries to explain Intelligent Design rationally. Or their explanation as to why the Earth is only 6000 years old. The only way to succeed is to bypass the intellect with lurples.

The word originated in McLean, VA by a local High School Freshman in early 2009. (He was trying to come up with a word that rimed with purple.)
by YDIman April 28, 2009
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Lumpies

The art of which hitting someone in the manner that they grow a rather large lump on there head, like in cartoons. A slang word for a beat down.
you see how bad you hit that kid? Totally dishing out lumpies.
by Cougar4646 April 24, 2011
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Lurpees

Another name for Slurpees in which originated in Fairfax City. The word was first used by two nieghbors that frequently went to 7-11. Since then the word has grown from being used only on Orchard Street, where it was founded, to streets of Northern Virginia. The word Lurpees is unique to Virginia seeing as to how it has yet to have reached another state.
Kevin: Yo wanna go grab some Lurpees?

Josh: Ight sounds good.

Jake: Yo pick me up a Lurpee too.
by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009
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Lurgies

Imaginary Germ believed by primary school children. Usualy used in games like Tag.
*girl toutches/tags boy*
Boy- "Eeeeew! Lurgies!"
by GreendayMCRGoodcharlotterock September 8, 2005
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lurper

lerper,lirper,lirpur also A person male or female who smokes methanphetamine and proceeds to have absolutely no fucking regard for their own well-being stealing cars, tools, car stealing tools or ghost riding a stolen car in hot pursuit and stealing a bike,and or bringing half amillion cops to some poor lady's house and hiding with her until they leave,stealing some one's shit and helping them look for it;drooling on your face without noticing;any other side effect of meth,or doing anything without noticing the consequence
that fuckin' lurper was lirping in my truck and he lerped my damn jack!
by japanican December 6, 2006
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Lurpidlurdlur

Any reptilian creature that is identical to an alligator (Alligator mississippiensis). This is a slang word found most commonly in East Lansing, MI.
"Lurpidlurdlur, lurpidlurdlur, lurpidfuckinglurdlur."
by Rickalia December 29, 2007
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