1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.
2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.
3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.
4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".
2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.
3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.
4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".
Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.
You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.
You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.
by Dr. Mountain July 12, 2015
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by janellejello June 17, 2018
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by feffieweffie August 25, 2019
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by foayo December 4, 2013
Get the lumberjack grandslam mug.When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.
I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.
by Master TC December 21, 2009
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Get the Lumbersnack mug.A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that requires no skill except 2 fingers to place the troops down at the bridge. People who use this deck are usually virgins who have no friends.
Person 1: What deck do you use?
Person 2: Lumberloon
Person 1: What arena are you in?
Person 2: Spooky Town
Person 1: Makes sense.
Person 2: Lumberloon
Person 1: What arena are you in?
Person 2: Spooky Town
Person 1: Makes sense.
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