Lumbersnack

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.

Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.

by janellejello June 17, 2018

Lumberghini

Beat up redneck pickup truck with a wooden box.

I seen em’ drivin that crap lumberghini

by feffieweffie August 25, 2019

lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

by foayo December 4, 2013

icy lumberjack

When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.

I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.

by Master TC December 21, 2009

Lumbersnack

A cute bearded man who wears flannel

Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.

by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

lumberloon

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that requires no skill except 2 fingers to place the troops down at the bridge. People who use this deck are usually virgins who have no friends.

Person 1: What deck do you use?
Person 2: Lumberloon
Person 1: What arena are you in?
Person 2: Spooky Town
Person 1: Makes sense.

by hasdj June 9, 2021

reverse frosty lumberjack

A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.

"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021