lube luck

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation

David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.

by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020

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Reverse Jiffy Lube

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

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Lukeshake

The dance that large white boys do to Kelis' song "Milkshake." It can also be the name you call any boy that dances to "milkshake."

"Look.... He's doing the Lukeshake."

"Hey Lukeshake, you're a fag!"

by Dogandpony February 4, 2010

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Latina Lunes

The day of the week that men take time to appreciate the presence of latin women. Derived from the Spanish word for Monday and the word for a person of hispanic descent. Celebrated every monday.

Person 1: I can’t wait for Latina Lunes.
Person 2: Me too bro. I think I’m going to finally ask Lucina out.
Person 1: I think I’ll just get off to a hispanic pornstar this week.

by Cometoafrica October 28, 2019

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Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

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