lqtm

Means "laugh quietly to myself" originally used by Demetri Martin in a stand up comedy, used to replace "lol" to really describe what your doing when you say "lol".

Andy: "dude i got this huge History test tomorrow and im gonna totally fail"

Ralph:"lqtm"

Andy:"whats funny?"

Ralph"dude the test is next week :P"

by Mikenikes February 16, 2009

lqtm

internet term meaning laugh quietly to myself

person 1: i like boys

person 2: lqtm thats hilarious

by Corey Thompson 941!! October 9, 2008

lqtm

An abbreviation to state on an IM, Text, Email, or any other form of non-personal communication, that you are laughing quietly to yourself.

"Wanna hear a joke bob?"

"Whats that john?"

"Women's Rights"

"i am lqtm"

by jdets June 12, 2008

lqtm

Laughing quietly to myself. When you are in the room and chat with somebody and you can't lol (laugh out loud) you can lqtm (laugh quietly to myself)...

This is funny. I lqtm.

by HelVig April 21, 2010

lqtm

laughing quietly to myself

i was like idk w/e lqtm!

by kaspir February 6, 2008

lqtm

internet slang "laugh quietly to myself", used as a more literal for of "lol"

Jim: hey look at this man, he has cheese on his face and a ferret is kicking him on the left chin youtube / adamwrig

Adam: lqtm, that's quite funny

Jim: yeah i know, that's your mum

Adam: STFU!

by Adram September 5, 2009

lqtm

lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.

(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.

by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010