Means "laugh quietly to myself" originally used by Demetri Martin in a stand up comedy, used to replace "lol" to really describe what your doing when you say "lol".
Andy: "dude i got this huge History test tomorrow and im gonna totally fail"
Ralph:"lqtm"
Andy:"whats funny?"
Ralph"dude the test is next week :P"
Ralph:"lqtm"
Andy:"whats funny?"
Ralph"dude the test is next week :P"
by Mikenikes February 17, 2009
1) The clinical study assigned one pairling in each twin pair the placebo drug
2) The woman had a pair of Kings and one pairling was the King of Hearts
2) The woman had a pair of Kings and one pairling was the King of Hearts
by MikenIkes May 11, 2013