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Ken Livingstone

Controversial Mayor of London since 2000 and longtime left-wing campaigner. Although he is often called 'Red Ken' his principles are desperately unclear. At one point he supported subsidised public transport but he recently doubled the fares, adding to the money he raises by charging cars to enter London - though London councils already issue draconian and extortionate fines to anyone who strays into a bus lane or overruns a prepaid parking ticket. Livingstone can be credited with pushing poorer Londoners into high debt and low mobility while presenting a socialist face to the outside world by his unusual alliances worldwide and radical political stunts. In 2006 Livingstone was ruled to have brought the office of mayor into disrepute after incidentally comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi and refusing to apologise despite many attempts by officials and Jewish groups to smooth the remark over. The adjudicatory panel suspended him for four weeks but he appealed, making the novel claim that an appointed body cannot judge an elected body. In the interim period he announced that two Jewish Indian businessman of Iraqi parentage should, if unhappy with his proposals to them concerning the London Olympics, "go back and try it under the Ayatollahs". Nevertheless he enjoys staunch support from the hard-left and Labour Party old-timers.
I do understand. I pay road tax. I pay congestion charge. I pay council taxes. I even paid for that parking space. Still you're telling me that even though I bought a ticket and your wardens illegally towed me, if I don't find £300 now you're going to increase that charge as payment for looking after my car, and that until I give you whatever sum that makes you will keep my car and eventually dispose of it, and that if I don't like it I should sue you later? Is this one of bloody Ken Livingstone's ideas for promoting London and making it a cool place to live? I thought he was Marxist?
by Mileses April 26, 2006
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Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
by moocowtnt March 24, 2018
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loving cup

An affectionate word for a woman's vagina.
"No guy will be getting a taste from my loving cup on the first date."
by Momma Mary Kate October 19, 2006
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loving her forever

to feel so amazing about one girl in your entire life that you would give her everything just to make her smile. to do the small cute things she would want you to do but won't tell you she wants done. to whisper on her neck and tease her until she is almost completely crazy. to softly kiss her just so she knows you're there.
loving her forever. if she buys something to small for her to wear with comfort you wear it to stretch it out just enough so she can wear it in comfort. suprising her with your arrival at somewhere you said you couldn't be. running up to her and kissing her before she knows it's you. holding her hand when it gets cold. doing all the things she would love to do but is to afraid to do alone.
by heloveschelsea April 18, 2009
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Loving Cup

When two or more friends drink from the same bottle/cup as a sign of solidarity-See China,IL
I just did some messed up stuff to you, but let's do a loving cup and forget about it.
by BlaqSak August 25, 2014
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Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair
My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)
by PC_is_out_of_hand July 17, 2016
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spaghetti loving jew

Someone who has a big jew nose and is very greedy. Tends to stuff spaghetti up their ass and nose to keep it warm to eat later during the day.
Kat! Stop a spaghetti loving jew!
Those filthy spaghetti loving jews took all the seats on the bus!
by Tr3cHardcore June 25, 2017
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