lovecraft

A romance vessel that unwittingly ventures into the cyclopean horrors of unknowable planes; where Azathoth gnaws hungrily in the dark to the piping of strange flutes at the center of chaos, where Cthulhu waits dreaming at dead R'lyeh, where Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, tears at the eyes of those who gaze upon his form. FEAR HIM WHO CALLS ITS NAME, FOR THIS DAY, THE LOVECRAFT CARRIES YOU!!!

.Ohhh, darling how about this one? The Lovecraft?
.Why yes, dear, that DOES sound romantic!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

by Devin Brown December 2, 2007

Chefcito/lovecraftgecko/iloveiceland

A very based individual with a great sense of humor and very kind

You know that guy, he's such a Chefcito/lovecraftgecko/iloveiceland, I hope he has my children

by Gnome :) July 18, 2021

Lovecrastinating

Love + Procrastinating
Still caught up in feelings with a previous relationship (wheather bf/gf or just a fling) which is putting off a current relationship that is trying to form.

Simpler terms: You still sprung off your old homie and cant move things along with your new homie

Jessica: " Its been 2 years you need to move on."

Carmen: " You dont know that, Alonso will come around. Until then Im not going to take me and Tommys relationship any further."

Jessica : " Your lovecrastinating! "
Carmen : " Whats that?"
Jessica : " Stalling a possible good relationship for some guy from the past!"

Carmen: " But,I know Alonso still loves me! I will wait for him."

by Bigricky May 7, 2015

HP Lovecraft

A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.

HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.

HP Lovecraft makes some bizarre music.

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Lovecraft Syndrome

A term to describe when a creator is significantly worse than their creations, in some way, shape, or form.

"Hey, did you ever get around to reading Harry Potter?"
"No. As it turns out, the whole series has got lovecraft syndrome. The author is a bigot and a transphobe."

by NoCoqLikeHorseCoq November 2, 2020

H. P. Lovecraft

Perfectly dreadful writer, considered the father of gothic horror stories. Has good ideas, but also has a fascination with long, pointless adjecties and hyperbole. Best known for the short story Call of Cthulhu among other things.

H. P. Lovecraft's writing is so predictable that even the worst translator can translate it from English to Russian to French to English and have it come out exactly like the original!

by Duellist October 14, 2006

Lovecraftian

An overuse of obscure words and description overkill. In writing, this often results in the piece becoming utterly incoherent and annoying to no end.

This is most often carried out by pretentious dipshits who are trying to sound intelligent, but actually sound intelligent to no one but themselves.

If someone ever uses more than 5 adjectives to describe the colour green, they are said to be one hella annoying Lovecraftian pig-fucker.

by AnonymousGuy October 26, 2003