Lotionate

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

by Jared Vinzant December 13, 2006

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Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.

UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004

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As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 14, 2003

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Girl: Babe, what are we?

AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion

by Roger410 May 21, 2018

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Its lotion the fuck

Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck

by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020

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Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004

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On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

by Tenac ious d April 26, 2010

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