Lolbertardian

A combination of lolbertarian and libertard, both pejorative terms for libertarians, especially the obnoxious kind that roam on Internet forums without proper grammar, respect, or arguments defending their position. This species is usually very arrogant and idiotic, otherwise, they grow out of it by grad school

...Lolbertardian

by Cosman246 December 30, 2010

lerbert

To slither across the floor like a large lizard frog

Ms. Beckett, why are you lerberting across the floor?

by Lerbert man December 7, 2017

Lolbert

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.

Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"

by Lolburt August 21, 2021

larbert

Larbert is such a great place that u are most likely to die of depression or second hand smoke from mrs binnie who stares from the sky and creates an incredible stench

Larbert is a terrible place

by James calderwood April 4, 2021

Loberty

The act of ignoring somebody wanting to high five you

What, you going to leave me in a loberty?

by sockfo October 27, 2008

Lorbering

Awkwardly wandering around, over-staying your welcome, strutting around the bar, puffing your chest out during casual conversations, emphasizing the last word in every sentence, flexing one's traps or biceps, dating high-school gils and just being a creepy plain fuck.

-I couldn't find any girls drunk enough to talk to me, so I was just lorbering around by myself, creeping.
-Don't be such a lorb, bro!

by TrapFlex March 12, 2012

lolbertarian

A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.

Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert

by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021