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Loontic

Loontic is a PRO skater that I wanna marry so badly
I wanna marry Loontic and have 7 kids with him. I want the marriage to be going great then find out that Loontic is cheating on me with another skater then divorce him. I want the house and all of the kids. I want to be single for 7 years after then get a text from Loontic that he wants to marry me again so we marry again then have a happy ending.
by Idiotic VR January 18, 2023
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lobonatico

A lobonatico is a retarded wolf that was brought from a kitten fucking a lobster on a sea shore. He usually grows into a bitch even though he's a son of a bitch once he's brought on the earth surface.
Holy shit, look. It's a kitten riding a lobster. A lobonatico is being born.
by Gayez August 18, 2023
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